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Some Nigerians can be very
funny. I saw these abbreviations
and it caught my attention.
Look at them .......
*NAIRA* - Never Allow Igbos Rule
Again
*PHCN* - Problem Has Changed
Name
*HAUSA* - House Animals Using
Seat of Authority
*APC* - Association of Past
Criminals
*NYSC* - Now Your Struggles
Continue
*PDP* - People Deceiving People.
*MTN* - Maintain Total Nonsense
*ABACHA* - After Babangida
Another Criminal Has Arrived
*NEPA* - Never Expect Power
Again
*BUHARI* - Brought Unnecessary
Hardship Among Reasonable
Individuals.
Don't laugh alone.......Let others
laugh with you.
NIGERIA IS SECOND TO NONE.
*Na only for Naija e de happen
o.....*
*Na only for Naija* you
go see fish inside
"MEAT PIE"..
*Na only for Naija* we
dey count money after
we withdraw am from
ATM because we no
even trust ATM
machines.
*Na only for Naija*
PHCN dey say:-Win a
brand new GENERATOR
if you pay your NEPA
bill...
*Na only for Naija*
people dey horn for
traffic light make e
quick change from Red
to Green...
*Na only for Naija* Pharmacy dey
sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin
chin, Puff puff and beer.
Wetin you no see for
Naija, you no fit see am
anywhere in d world...
*Na only for Naija* you go see
one person dey use Bold5, X3,
Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once
while his mother dey sell
groundnut for Junction.
*Na only for Naija* you go see
mad man dey control traffic,
people wey get sense dey obey.
*Na only for Naija* you go see
native doctor dey use laptop
connected with MTN modem.
Maybe they are now consulting
the spirits online..
*Na only for Naija* u go see a
man selling a book from street to
street that says HOW TO MAKE
MONEY WITHOUT STRESS. I
wonder why him no read d
book.
I salute Nigerians......
Just laugh out DAT stress jhor
My Nigeria Your Nigeria our
Nigeria My country if you. Agree
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